Here at the Galactic Headquarters we now have our very own brand of bottled water. It's called "Rogue Creek Tree Climbers' Fine Bottled Water" -- aka "agua mas fina." The source is the kitchen faucet at the Galactic Headquarters, without fancy and apparently unneeded things like filters and ionization processes.
Should you doubt the pureness of this fine water, just take one good look at ol' Joe of the Jungle; he's been drinking this stuff for years.
There's no need to plop down a buck twenty-nine at the local convenience store. Just stop by the Galactic Headquarters, open the big white Frigidaire refrigerator and wrap your fingers around a free bottle of our agua mas fina. That's right, it's free...! All we did was wash out and refill all those expensive, empty water bottles that various visitors left behind at the Galactic Headquarters. Soon we hope to have our very own labels.